| Everyone that loves getting Spam, please raise their hand. I'm still waiting... - Jeffrey Hauser |
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| In an effort to reduce the loss of life and limb by suicide bombers, the Iraqi government has opened ... - Tom Attea |
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| Seeing is more than a matter of perspective. - Leslie Fieger |
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| Finally, the definitions you've always sought when facing a sea of those real estate ads. - Jeffrey Hauser |
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| Have you ever heard a lawyer say that; I stand corrected? As if it is a huge big deal? Well, the way ... - Lance Winslow |
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| Just when it seems reality TV has hit rock bottom, a new and ever-more demeaning show emerges to set ... - Charlie Hatton |
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| To teach, you have to master two domains of knowledge: the one you studied (in my case, French langu ... - Gabrielle Guichard |
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| I tip my mouse to the Grand Pooh-Bah of Punditry! How does he do it? - Robert Crane |
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| Motorbike or Victor Hugo? Pupils may prefer the first, but teachers have to teach the second. I happ ... - Gabrielle Guichard |
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| Playing with the food pyramid. Tongue in cheek (which clearly doesn't count as tongue isn't on the p ... - Bob Wood |
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| It's time for the USA to resolve, once and for, to bring down the curtain on international conduct s ... - Tom Attea |
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| Last night I had a dream where I was doing stand-up comedy in a gym, which in itself is pretty funny ... - Greg Gagliardi |
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| After years of delay, the FDA plans once again to reconsider the over-the-counter sales of the contr ... - Tom Attea |
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| Hideous, horrifying, horrendous - we are talking about some of the biggest hairstyle nightmares ever ... - Suzie Springer |
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| The Palestinian leadership, experiencing an ongoing cash crunch because the civilized world refuses ... - Tom Attea |
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| Figs!... is about my quest for a fresh fig, seemingly unavailable in today's world. - Jack Wilson |
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| The purpose of this Article is to exhort Ezines? editors to let authors with European ancestry (such ... - Luigi Frascati |
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| Working with the public can be demanding, entertaining, frustrating and often unpredictable. They ca ... - Helen Rowe |
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| I get a letter from ?Dear Abby? asking for help. I try to give her a hand. She issues a complaint. - John T Jones, Ph.D. |
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| As expected, George Bush exercised his veto power and expunged the controversial Charcoal Grill Bill ... - Tom Attea |
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| Sure...I loved her. She was smart, attractive, polite and a total demon in the sack. Unfortunately, ... - Kingston Amadan |
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| New York, NY - It was discovered yesterday that New York is, indeed, the center of the Universe. Poo ... - Cy Yablonsky |
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| Have you tried to cancel your phone, Internet or cable service lately? Have you noticed that you are ... - Judy Gruen |
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| As we listen to the two principal culprits of Al-Qaeda attempt to motivate the unsuspecting to becom ... - Tom Attea |
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| I'm into power napping. It could be the next Olympic sport. - Pamela Beers |
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| Joseph Yakel was born and raised in New York's Capital region, and calls this place home. His travel ... - Joseph Yakel |
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| Stock answers to your wife can save you time and explanations. Some funny answers that kids gave on ... - John T Jones, Ph.D. |
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| Appearing naked in other people's dreams is a concept which occurred to me as I woke up this morning ... - Andy Alt |
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| In the trial of Saddam Hussein for genocide, he and his lawyers apparently decided that playing dumb ... - Tom Attea |
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| Sesame Street must exist in an alternate universe. I recently asked a fellow, "Can you tell me how t ... - Andy Alt |
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